Will Joey ever break free of his crippling paranoia and be happy and content, like Uncle Phillip? Will he be free one day to enjoy life like Uncle Phillip is enjoying the party for his 50th wedding anniversary? Stay tuned...

Part 2 - Millenium Soup

From the Kitchen of Joey Zarda

This is a great soup for those bright nights. Let me know how you like.

For this recipe you will need one cup of dry soup mix such as contains perhaps thirty-two varieties of bean and maybe eight vegetables. I suggest the one in the bulk section of the Willy St. Coop.

Add 8 C water and bring to a boil.

Boil 5 min.

Reduce heat and simmer two hours.

Return to a boil while adding:

1/3 C pearled barley

4 T Vegetable broth powder

2 t chili powder

1/2 t sea salt

14.5 oz can of diced organic tomatos with green chiles.

Reduce heat and simmer for 30 min.

This is Peyton. She is riding with Uncle Joe through grandma's kitchen on great granny's wheelchair. (My mom called me up a week later. "I got the wheelchair pictures back," she said. "They turned out real cute.")

This is from when I was being sued. I have since given up the lead guitar.

Deposition of JOSEPH ZARDA 12-30-97 

1	A It's called Your Mom SRO.
2	Q Can you spell that for me?
3	A Y-o-u-r, M-o-m, S-R-O.
4	Q How many members of that band?
5	A Four right now.
6	Q What are their names?
7	A Stephanie Rearick, Jon Hain, John Driscoll.
8	Q How long have you been associated with that band?
9	A Since July of this year.
10	Q Were you with another band before that?
11	A Yes, I was.
12	Q What was the name of that band?
13	A Swimming Pool Blue.
14	Q How long were you associated with them?
15	A Two years, two and a half years.
16	Q What instrument do you play?
17	A Guitar.
18	Q Lead guitar?
19	A No. I'm playing bass guitar, but I have played lead
20	guitar in the past, yes.
21	Q Where does the band play in general?
22	A Coffee houses, clubs, private parties.
23	Q What would be the music style of your band?
24	A Surdus trans-rock, that's what they all say.
25	MR. MUNDT: Don't go down that road.

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